Kala Alexander Found Punching Drunken Clown
2/1/2007
OAHU, HI – Kala Alexander, the nefarious leader of the North Shore’s WolfPak, was found Saturday beating a clown in a public display of brash localism.
Various witnesses report that a clown, apparently drunk, was flagrantly honking his horn on the beach and harassing several beachgoers before proceeding to paddle out at the Banzai Pipeline, where Alexander was surfing.
While in the water, a confrontation ensued between several prominent members of the local community after the clown was respectfully told to “stop honking his horn.”
The clown vehemently disregarded the request and a subsequent altercation occurred between Alexander and the clown.
“That little bitch was just laughing uncontrollably and honking his horn......just distracting the whole f**king lineup. You can’t be doing that in a place like this. It’s a dangerous wave and I wasn’t about to let me or my friends get injured because of this bozo,” Alexander explained.
