Dane Reynolds Dedicates New Move For Jesus
1/30/2007
VENTURA, CA – Progressive surfer Dane Reynolds, the regular footed sensation of the new surfing world order, has cleverly created a new experimental maneuver in honor of this year’s Christmas season.
The new move has been dubbed the Hallelujah Air with option to method.
“Me and my bros were just sitting around drinking soda pop one day and practicing our best East Coast surfer impressions, when I suddenly got the idea to create a new move for Jesus,” says Reynolds.
“I haven’t perfected it yet, but I’m hoping to by Christmas”
Reynolds describes the maneuver as a variant of the double grab superman air.
“You have to put more emphasis on holding the board staight up to the sky as if making an offering to the heavens, and locking the knees in pseudo genuflection....all done with your eyes closed, of course, like you’re praying,” added Reynolds.
